Showing posts with label Twilight Banter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twilight Banter. Show all posts

Friday, September 17

I wanna be a Cyborg

I have decided to be a Cyborg. Since the Doctor thinks I need a knee replacement I may as well go all the way or not at all. I will replace the knees so I can go hiking again, because that was the only way I ever loved to exercise. I might as well replace these fingers too because my Mother has had Arthritic fingers and hands for years and I am headed that way. Can I get one finger replaced with a thread seam ripper please and while your at it I may as well be know as "Emme Scissorhands" too. Instead of botox just give me a nice shiny metal dome that will never show a wrinkled brow and metallic permanently curled locks in a nice shade of silver slate. I may need to have my feet replaced with roller blades so I can really move around fast. Do you have a cell phone-Ipod-dvd- alarm clock with a timer that you could possibly insert behind one ear and I'll be good to go!

Wednesday, January 27

Voodoochilli.net

Kstew and Dfan are down and dirty and looking great in their dark garb. Looks like the girls are having a lot of fun for now.Check out the garb on the third girl though, she really likes her star studded goth attire. I just love how Kstew and Dfan don't feel they have to go to any great lengths to prove their gothness and their star quality, they just look so comfortable. A little later I heard it wasn't quite so comfortable due to an interviewer who made Kstew a little flustered but is it me or does she not look great when she is flustered, p*****off and about to punch someone. Go you dark girls, go!
Emme Toaye's Online Portfolio on Voodoochilli.net

Gothic Girl

There is a village in India where they believe that some shamanistic women have two husbands. One is their living breathing husband the second is their "Spirit" husband. Or maybe it's the other way around the "Spirit" husband is with them first and the living breathing husband comes along years later at maturity. I'll be back later I need to create a Totem of some kind that will ward off any spirit husbands, I think one is enough.

There was this one "presence" that would visit me at night and I could feel "him" sit on the bed, get up and then sit down again. When it started my husband, who also felt it, thought it was our water bed (this was years ago). We purchased a new mattress custom made, and still we felt something sit on the bed, get up and sit down again. We bought a new home and a new bed, still there. At first I would think it was my husband sitting down on the bed and I would open my eyes and he wasn't even in the room. It was a little freaky at first, but he never did any damage, never made any noise, no breathing noises, actually pretty tame for a ghost. I eventually got used to it, like you do when your cat or dog sits by you on the bed, and no we had no pets.

Mystic Gothic Girl Doll by mystic2awesome on Etsy